Too Stupid to Vote

WTOP reports:

People are showing up at polling places across Virginia expecting to vote in presidential primaries that are still a week away.

By noon Tuesday, the State Board of Elections received about 400 calls, and many callers wanted to know why their polling places were closed.

Virginia has two good options here:

1. Take their names and revoke their voter registrations.
2. Tell them the election was last week and they missed it.

Even scarier: the thousands and thousands of people who probably showed up but didn't bother to go look up the phone number for the State Board of Elections, call it, and complain about polls not being open.